My Irrational Irrational Fears

-Our cats running away. Shoot me dead.
-I think my hair will fall out after I wash it when it hasn’t been washed in a while.
-Cutting a vein on my ankle while shaving and bleeding to death.
-Someone being in the tub when I pull back the curtain.
-Having a “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” baby.
-If a pen is pointing towards me on a table I think black magic will make it shoot into my heart.
-When I drop a grape, or anything spherical, in the kitchen it seems logical that a spider arm would creep out and grab it while I’m bending down to pick it up.
-When I pull hair out of the tub drain I think I’m going to pull out a person.

What is my life about.

3 thoughts on “My Irrational Irrational Fears

  1. Reading the last three I was laughing and thinking “WHAT?!?”
    A spider arm?? hahaha

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